This is a real conversation from today
Disclaimer: this funny depends on a slightly off-color word if you're offended by that sort of thing. Names have been obscured to protect the guilty. I wasn't listening to the whole conversation as I was in another office, but BF is talking to P & L about some video game. At one point he used the word "douchebag" ... this is the hilarity that ensued: P & L: (after a moment of silence and shock) .... what? B: um ... L: B that's not the type of word you should use in front of your employer. B: Oh ..... sorry Me: I bet he has no idea what it means B: (silence) P: We're not really offended but you should choose your words more carefully, someone might be. B: I guess I better go look up the exact definition ... At which point myself, P and L are ROFLing (later P came in my office and said I was a douchebag as well, LOL)